diff --git a/ts/jobs/JobQueue.ts b/ts/jobs/JobQueue.ts
index b4d6256c96..37dbee052d 100644
--- a/ts/jobs/JobQueue.ts
+++ b/ts/jobs/JobQueue.ts
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ const noopOnCompleteCallbacks = {
   reject: noop,
 };
 
-type JobQueueOptions<T> = {
+type JobQueueOptions = {
   /**
    * The backing store for jobs. Typically a wrapper around the database.
    */
@@ -32,38 +32,13 @@ type JobQueueOptions<T> = {
    * the job to fail; a value of 2 will allow the job to fail once; etc.
    */
   maxAttempts: number;
-
-  /**
-   * `parseData` will be called with the raw data from `store`. For example, if the job
-   * takes a single number, `parseData` should throw if `data` is a number and should
-   * return the number otherwise.
-   *
-   * If it throws, the job will be deleted from the store and the job will not be run.
-   *
-   * Will only be called once per job, even if `maxAttempts > 1`.
-   */
-  parseData: (data: unknown) => T;
-
-  /**
-   * Run the job, given data.
-   *
-   * If it resolves, the job will be deleted from the store.
-   *
-   * If it rejects, the job will be retried up to `maxAttempts - 1` times, after which it
-   * will be deleted from the store.
-   */
-  run: (job: Readonly<ParsedJob<T>>) => Promise<void>;
 };
 
-export class JobQueue<T> {
+export abstract class JobQueue<T> {
   private readonly maxAttempts: number;
 
-  private readonly parseData: (data: unknown) => T;
-
   private readonly queueType: string;
 
-  private readonly run: (job: Readonly<ParsedJob<T>>) => Promise<unknown>;
-
   private readonly store: JobQueueStore;
 
   private readonly logPrefix: string;
@@ -78,7 +53,7 @@ export class JobQueue<T> {
 
   private started = false;
 
-  constructor(options: Readonly<JobQueueOptions<T>>) {
+  constructor(options: Readonly<JobQueueOptions>) {
     assert(
       Number.isInteger(options.maxAttempts) && options.maxAttempts >= 1,
       'maxAttempts should be a positive integer'
@@ -93,14 +68,33 @@ export class JobQueue<T> {
     );
 
     this.maxAttempts = options.maxAttempts;
-    this.parseData = options.parseData;
     this.queueType = options.queueType;
-    this.run = options.run;
     this.store = options.store;
 
     this.logPrefix = `${this.queueType} job queue:`;
   }
 
+  /**
+   * `parseData` will be called with the raw data from `store`. For example, if the job
+   * takes a single number, `parseData` should throw if `data` is a number and should
+   * return the number otherwise.
+   *
+   * If it throws, the job will be deleted from the store and the job will not be run.
+   *
+   * Will only be called once per job, even if `maxAttempts > 1`.
+   */
+  protected abstract parseData(data: unknown): T;
+
+  /**
+   * Run the job, given data.
+   *
+   * If it resolves, the job will be deleted from the store.
+   *
+   * If it rejects, the job will be retried up to `maxAttempts - 1` times, after which it
+   * will be deleted from the store.
+   */
+  protected abstract run(job: Readonly<ParsedJob<T>>): Promise<void>;
+
   /**
    * Start streaming jobs from the store.
    */
diff --git a/ts/jobs/removeStorageKeyJobQueue.ts b/ts/jobs/removeStorageKeyJobQueue.ts
index a21a905c8d..71d88d92bb 100644
--- a/ts/jobs/removeStorageKeyJobQueue.ts
+++ b/ts/jobs/removeStorageKeyJobQueue.ts
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 // Copyright 2021 Signal Messenger, LLC
 // SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-only
+/* eslint-disable class-methods-use-this */
 
 import { z } from 'zod';
 
@@ -12,18 +13,12 @@ const removeStorageKeyJobDataSchema = z.object({
 
 type RemoveStorageKeyJobData = z.infer<typeof removeStorageKeyJobDataSchema>;
 
-export const removeStorageKeyJobQueue = new JobQueue<RemoveStorageKeyJobData>({
-  store: jobQueueDatabaseStore,
-
-  queueType: 'remove storage key',
-
-  maxAttempts: 100,
-
-  parseData(data: unknown): RemoveStorageKeyJobData {
+export class RemoveStorageKeyJobQueue extends JobQueue<RemoveStorageKeyJobData> {
+  protected parseData(data: unknown): RemoveStorageKeyJobData {
     return removeStorageKeyJobDataSchema.parse(data);
-  },
+  }
 
-  async run({
+  protected async run({
     data,
   }: Readonly<{ data: RemoveStorageKeyJobData }>): Promise<void> {
     await new Promise<void>(resolve => {
@@ -31,5 +26,13 @@ export const removeStorageKeyJobQueue = new JobQueue<RemoveStorageKeyJobData>({
     });
 
     await window.storage.remove(data.key);
-  },
+  }
+}
+
+export const removeStorageKeyJobQueue = new RemoveStorageKeyJobQueue({
+  store: jobQueueDatabaseStore,
+
+  queueType: 'remove storage key',
+
+  maxAttempts: 100,
 });
diff --git a/ts/jobs/reportSpamJobQueue.ts b/ts/jobs/reportSpamJobQueue.ts
index b54f691307..351416ded2 100644
--- a/ts/jobs/reportSpamJobQueue.ts
+++ b/ts/jobs/reportSpamJobQueue.ts
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 // Copyright 2021 Signal Messenger, LLC
 // SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-only
+/* eslint-disable class-methods-use-this */
 
 import * as z from 'zod';
 import * as moment from 'moment';
@@ -45,18 +46,14 @@ const reportSpamJobDataSchema = z.object({
 
 export type ReportSpamJobData = z.infer<typeof reportSpamJobDataSchema>;
 
-export const reportSpamJobQueue = new JobQueue<ReportSpamJobData>({
-  store: jobQueueDatabaseStore,
-
-  queueType: 'report spam',
-
-  maxAttempts: 25,
-
-  parseData(data: unknown): ReportSpamJobData {
+export class ReportSpamJobQueue extends JobQueue<ReportSpamJobData> {
+  protected parseData(data: unknown): ReportSpamJobData {
     return reportSpamJobDataSchema.parse(data);
-  },
+  }
 
-  async run({ data }: Readonly<{ data: ReportSpamJobData }>): Promise<void> {
+  protected async run({
+    data,
+  }: Readonly<{ data: ReportSpamJobData }>): Promise<void> {
     const { e164, serverGuids } = data;
 
     await new Promise<void>(resolve => {
@@ -115,5 +112,13 @@ export const reportSpamJobQueue = new JobQueue<ReportSpamJobData>({
 
       throw err;
     }
-  },
+  }
+}
+
+export const reportSpamJobQueue = new ReportSpamJobQueue({
+  store: jobQueueDatabaseStore,
+
+  queueType: 'report spam',
+
+  maxAttempts: 25,
 });
diff --git a/ts/test-node/jobs/JobQueue_test.ts b/ts/test-node/jobs/JobQueue_test.ts
index a296240ad9..04aa76b69f 100644
--- a/ts/test-node/jobs/JobQueue_test.ts
+++ b/ts/test-node/jobs/JobQueue_test.ts
@@ -1,11 +1,12 @@
 // Copyright 2021 Signal Messenger, LLC
 // SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-only
+/* eslint-disable max-classes-per-file, class-methods-use-this */
 
 import { assert } from 'chai';
 import * as sinon from 'sinon';
 import EventEmitter, { once } from 'events';
 import { z } from 'zod';
-import { identity, noop, groupBy } from 'lodash';
+import { noop, groupBy } from 'lodash';
 import { v4 as uuid } from 'uuid';
 import { JobError } from '../../jobs/JobError';
 import { TestJobQueueStore } from './TestJobQueueStore';
@@ -28,16 +29,20 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
       const results = new Set<unknown>();
       const store = new TestJobQueueStore();
 
-      const addQueue = new JobQueue({
+      class Queue extends JobQueue<TestJobData> {
+        parseData(data: unknown): TestJobData {
+          return testJobSchema.parse(data);
+        }
+
+        async run({ data }: ParsedJob<TestJobData>): Promise<void> {
+          results.add(data.a + data.b);
+        }
+      }
+
+      const addQueue = new Queue({
         store,
         queueType: 'test add queue',
         maxAttempts: 1,
-        parseData(data: unknown): TestJobData {
-          return testJobSchema.parse(data);
-        },
-        async run({ data }: ParsedJob<TestJobData>): Promise<void> {
-          results.add(data.a + data.b);
-        },
       });
 
       assert.deepEqual(results, new Set());
@@ -64,25 +69,25 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
     it('writes jobs to the database correctly', async () => {
       const store = new TestJobQueueStore();
 
-      const queue1 = new JobQueue({
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<string> {
+        parseData(data: unknown): string {
+          return z.string().parse(data);
+        }
+
+        async run(): Promise<void> {
+          return Promise.resolve();
+        }
+      }
+
+      const queue1 = new TestQueue({
         store,
         queueType: 'test 1',
         maxAttempts: 1,
-        parseData: (data: unknown): string => {
-          return z.string().parse(data);
-        },
-        run: sinon.stub().resolves(),
       });
-      const queue2 = new JobQueue({
+      const queue2 = new TestQueue({
         store,
         queueType: 'test 2',
         maxAttempts: 1,
-        parseData: (data: unknown): string => {
-          return z.string().parse(data);
-        },
-        run(): Promise<void> {
-          return Promise.resolve();
-        },
       });
 
       store.pauseStream('test 1');
@@ -138,16 +143,14 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
 
       const store = new TestJobQueueStore();
 
-      const retryQueue = new JobQueue({
-        store,
-        queueType: 'test retry queue',
-        maxAttempts: 5,
+      class RetryQueue extends JobQueue<TestJobData> {
         parseData(data: unknown): TestJobData {
           if (data !== 'foo' && data !== 'bar') {
             throw new Error('Invalid data');
           }
           return data;
-        },
+        }
+
         async run({ data }: ParsedJob<TestJobData>): Promise<void> {
           switch (data) {
             case 'foo':
@@ -166,7 +169,13 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
             default:
               throw missingCaseError(data);
           }
-        },
+        }
+      }
+
+      const retryQueue = new RetryQueue({
+        store,
+        queueType: 'test retry queue',
+        maxAttempts: 5,
       });
 
       retryQueue.streamJobs();
@@ -196,17 +205,23 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
     });
 
     it('makes job.completion reject if parseData throws', async () => {
-      const queue = new JobQueue({
-        store: new TestJobQueueStore(),
-        queueType: 'test queue',
-        maxAttempts: 999,
-        parseData: (data: unknown): string => {
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<string> {
+        parseData(data: unknown): string {
           if (data === 'valid') {
             return data;
           }
           throw new Error('uh oh');
-        },
-        run: sinon.stub().resolves(),
+        }
+
+        async run(): Promise<void> {
+          return Promise.resolve();
+        }
+      }
+
+      const queue = new TestQueue({
+        store: new TestJobQueueStore(),
+        queueType: 'test queue',
+        maxAttempts: 999,
       });
 
       queue.streamJobs();
@@ -234,17 +249,23 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
     it("doesn't run the job if parseData throws", async () => {
       const run = sinon.stub().resolves();
 
-      const queue = new JobQueue({
-        store: new TestJobQueueStore(),
-        queueType: 'test queue',
-        maxAttempts: 999,
-        parseData: (data: unknown): string => {
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<string> {
+        parseData(data: unknown): string {
           if (data === 'valid') {
             return data;
           }
           throw new Error('invalid data!');
-        },
-        run,
+        }
+
+        run(job: { data: string }): Promise<void> {
+          return run(job);
+        }
+      }
+
+      const queue = new TestQueue({
+        store: new TestJobQueueStore(),
+        queueType: 'test queue',
+        maxAttempts: 999,
       });
 
       queue.streamJobs();
@@ -262,17 +283,23 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
     it('keeps jobs in the storage if parseData throws', async () => {
       const store = new TestJobQueueStore();
 
-      const queue = new JobQueue({
-        store,
-        queueType: 'test queue',
-        maxAttempts: 999,
-        parseData: (data: unknown): string => {
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<string> {
+        parseData(data: unknown): string {
           if (data === 'valid') {
             return data;
           }
-          throw new Error('uh oh');
-        },
-        run: sinon.stub().resolves(),
+          throw new Error('invalid data!');
+        }
+
+        async run(): Promise<void> {
+          return Promise.resolve();
+        }
+      }
+
+      const queue = new TestQueue({
+        store,
+        queueType: 'test queue',
+        maxAttempts: 999,
       });
 
       queue.streamJobs();
@@ -292,12 +319,20 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
         inserted = true;
       });
 
-      const queue = new JobQueue({
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<undefined> {
+        parseData(_: unknown): undefined {
+          return undefined;
+        }
+
+        async run(): Promise<void> {
+          return Promise.resolve();
+        }
+      }
+
+      const queue = new TestQueue({
         store,
         queueType: 'test queue',
         maxAttempts: 999,
-        parseData: identity,
-        run: sinon.stub().resolves(),
       });
 
       queue.streamJobs();
@@ -317,17 +352,21 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
         events.push('insert');
       });
 
-      const queue = new JobQueue({
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<unknown> {
+        parseData(data: unknown): unknown {
+          events.push('parsing data');
+          return data;
+        }
+
+        async run(): Promise<void> {
+          events.push('running');
+        }
+      }
+
+      const queue = new TestQueue({
         store,
         queueType: 'test queue',
         maxAttempts: 999,
-        parseData: (data: unknown): unknown => {
-          events.push('parsing data');
-          return data;
-        },
-        async run() {
-          events.push('running');
-        },
       });
 
       queue.streamJobs();
@@ -345,12 +384,20 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
         events.push('delete');
       });
 
-      const queue = new JobQueue({
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<undefined> {
+        parseData(_: unknown): undefined {
+          return undefined;
+        }
+
+        async run(): Promise<void> {
+          return Promise.resolve();
+        }
+      }
+
+      const queue = new TestQueue({
         store,
         queueType: 'test queue',
         maxAttempts: 999,
-        parseData: identity,
-        run: sinon.stub().resolves(),
       });
 
       queue.streamJobs();
@@ -378,15 +425,21 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
         events.push('delete');
       });
 
-      const queue = new JobQueue({
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<undefined> {
+        parseData(_: unknown): undefined {
+          return undefined;
+        }
+
+        async run(): Promise<void> {
+          events.push('running');
+          throw new Error('uh oh');
+        }
+      }
+
+      const queue = new TestQueue({
         store,
         queueType: 'test queue',
         maxAttempts: 5,
-        parseData: identity,
-        async run() {
-          events.push('running');
-          throw new Error('uh oh');
-        },
       });
 
       queue.streamJobs();
@@ -453,16 +506,20 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
     it('starts streaming jobs from the store', async () => {
       const eventEmitter = new EventEmitter();
 
-      const noopQueue = new JobQueue({
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<number> {
+        parseData(data: unknown): number {
+          return z.number().parse(data);
+        }
+
+        async run({ data }: Readonly<{ data: number }>): Promise<void> {
+          eventEmitter.emit('run', data);
+        }
+      }
+
+      const noopQueue = new TestQueue({
         store: fakeStore,
         queueType: 'test noop queue',
         maxAttempts: 99,
-        parseData(data: unknown): number {
-          return z.number().parse(data);
-        },
-        async run({ data }: Readonly<{ data: number }>) {
-          eventEmitter.emit('run', data);
-        },
       });
 
       sinon.assert.notCalled(fakeStore.stream as sinon.SinonStub);
@@ -492,12 +549,20 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
     });
 
     it('rejects when called more than once', async () => {
-      const noopQueue = new JobQueue({
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<unknown> {
+        parseData(data: unknown): unknown {
+          return data;
+        }
+
+        async run(): Promise<void> {
+          return Promise.resolve();
+        }
+      }
+
+      const noopQueue = new TestQueue({
         store: fakeStore,
         queueType: 'test noop queue',
         maxAttempts: 99,
-        parseData: identity,
-        run: sinon.stub().resolves(),
       });
 
       noopQueue.streamJobs();
@@ -517,12 +582,20 @@ describe('JobQueue', () => {
         stream: sinon.stub(),
       };
 
-      const noopQueue = new JobQueue({
+      class TestQueue extends JobQueue<undefined> {
+        parseData(_: unknown): undefined {
+          return undefined;
+        }
+
+        async run(): Promise<void> {
+          return Promise.resolve();
+        }
+      }
+
+      const noopQueue = new TestQueue({
         store: fakeStore,
         queueType: 'test noop queue',
         maxAttempts: 99,
-        parseData: identity,
-        run: sinon.stub().resolves(),
       });
 
       await assertRejects(() => noopQueue.add(undefined));