diff --git a/ts/scripts/symbolicate-crash-reports.ts b/ts/scripts/symbolicate-crash-reports.ts
new file mode 100644
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+++ b/ts/scripts/symbolicate-crash-reports.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,110 @@
+// Copyright 2022 Signal Messenger, LLC
+// SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-only
+
+import fs from 'fs/promises';
+import path from 'path';
+import http from 'http';
+import https from 'https';
+import { tmpdir } from 'os';
+import { execFile as rawExecFile } from 'child_process';
+import { promisify } from 'util';
+
+import { strictAssert } from '../util/assert';
+import { wrapEventEmitterOnce } from '../util/wrapEventEmitterOnce';
+import { SignalService as Proto } from '../protobuf';
+
+const execFile = promisify(rawExecFile);
+
+const TARGET = 'https://symbols.electronjs.org';
+
+const proxyServer = http
+  .createServer(({ method, url = '/' }, res) => {
+    console.log(`Proxy server got request ${method} ${url}`);
+    if (method !== 'GET') {
+      throw new Error('Unsupported');
+    }
+
+    // eslint-disable-next-line no-useless-escape
+    const patchedURL = url.replace(/signal-desktop-[^\/.]+/g, 'electron');
+
+    https.get(`${TARGET}${patchedURL}`, remoteRes => {
+      res.writeHead(remoteRes.statusCode ?? 500, remoteRes.headers);
+
+      remoteRes.pipe(res);
+    });
+  })
+  .unref();
+
+async function symbolicate(
+  outDir: string,
+  fileName: string,
+  proxyPort: number
+): Promise<void> {
+  const tmpDir = await fs.mkdtemp(path.join(tmpdir(), 'signal-crashe'));
+  await fs.mkdir(tmpDir, { recursive: true });
+
+  const encoded = await fs.readFile(fileName);
+  const { reports } = Proto.CrashReportList.decode(encoded);
+
+  const { name: prefix } = path.parse(fileName);
+
+  await Promise.all(
+    reports.map(async ({ filename: reportName, content }) => {
+      if (!reportName || !content) {
+        return;
+      }
+
+      const { base, name, ext } = path.parse(reportName);
+      if (ext !== '.dmp') {
+        console.log(`Ignoring ${reportName}, wrong extension`);
+        return;
+      }
+
+      const dumpFile = path.join(tmpDir, `${prefix}-${base}`);
+      console.log(`Extracting to ${dumpFile}`);
+      await fs.writeFile(dumpFile, content);
+
+      const outFile = path.join(outDir, `${prefix}-${name}.txt`);
+
+      await execFile('minidump-stackwalk', [
+        '--symbols-url',
+        `http://127.0.0.1:${proxyPort}`,
+        '--output-file',
+        outFile,
+        dumpFile,
+      ]);
+      console.log(`Symbolicating ${dumpFile} to ${outFile}`);
+    })
+  );
+}
+
+async function main(
+  outDir: string,
+  fileNames: ReadonlyArray<string>
+): Promise<void> {
+  await fs.mkdir(outDir, { recursive: true });
+
+  proxyServer.listen(0);
+
+  await wrapEventEmitterOnce(proxyServer, 'listening');
+  const addr = proxyServer.address();
+  strictAssert(
+    typeof addr === 'object' && addr !== null,
+    'Address has to be an object'
+  );
+
+  const { port: proxyPort } = addr;
+
+  console.log(`Proxy server listening on ${proxyPort}`);
+
+  await Promise.all(
+    fileNames.map(fileName => symbolicate(outDir, fileName, proxyPort))
+  );
+
+  proxyServer.close();
+}
+
+main(process.argv[2], process.argv.slice(3)).catch(error => {
+  console.error(error.stack);
+  process.exit(1);
+});
diff --git a/ts/scripts/unpack-crash-reports.ts b/ts/scripts/unpack-crash-reports.ts
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index 8144916b4f..0000000000
--- a/ts/scripts/unpack-crash-reports.ts
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-// Copyright 2022 Signal Messenger, LLC
-// SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-only
-
-import fs from 'fs/promises';
-import path from 'path';
-
-import { SignalService as Proto } from '../protobuf';
-
-async function main(fileName: string, outDir: string) {
-  await fs.mkdir(outDir, { recursive: true });
-
-  const encoded = await fs.readFile(fileName);
-  const { reports } = Proto.CrashReportList.decode(encoded);
-
-  await Promise.all(
-    reports.map(async ({ filename, content }) => {
-      if (!filename || !content) {
-        return;
-      }
-
-      const outFile = path.join(outDir, path.basename(filename));
-      console.log(`Extracting to ${outFile}`);
-      await fs.writeFile(outFile, content);
-    })
-  );
-}
-
-main(process.argv[2], process.argv[3]).catch(error => {
-  console.error(error.stack);
-  process.exit(1);
-});