Such tests. Very mocha. Much chai. Amaze!!!

ERHMAGERRRD testing frameworks are so the best. Removed all our custom
code for ensuring test exclusivity and doneness and isolating callbacks
and everything. mocha does it all for us, and makes it pretty.

Also rather than return a long chain of promises that eventually resolve
to truthiness, we now use chai to make assertions about what is good and
right in the world.

Recommended reading:
  https://visionmedia.github.io/mocha
  http://chaijs.com/api/assert/

test/mocha.css

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+@charset "utf-8";
+
+body {
+  margin:0;
+}
+
+#mocha {
+  font: 20px/1.5 "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
+  margin: 60px 50px;
+}
+
+#mocha ul,
+#mocha li {
+  margin: 0;
+  padding: 0;
+}
+
+#mocha ul {
+  list-style: none;
+}
+
+#mocha h1,
+#mocha h2 {
+  margin: 0;
+}
+
+#mocha h1 {
+  margin-top: 15px;
+  font-size: 1em;
+  font-weight: 200;
+}
+
+#mocha h1 a {
+  text-decoration: none;
+  color: inherit;
+}
+
+#mocha h1 a:hover {
+  text-decoration: underline;
+}
+
+#mocha .suite .suite h1 {
+  margin-top: 0;
+  font-size: .8em;
+}
+
+#mocha .hidden {
+  display: none;
+}
+
+#mocha h2 {
+  font-size: 12px;
+  font-weight: normal;
+  cursor: pointer;
+}
+
+#mocha .suite {
+  margin-left: 15px;
+}
+
+#mocha .test {
+  margin-left: 15px;
+  overflow: hidden;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.pending:hover h2::after {
+  content: '(pending)';
+  font-family: arial, sans-serif;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.pass.medium .duration {
+  background: #c09853;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.pass.slow .duration {
+  background: #b94a48;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.pass::before {
+  content: '✓';
+  font-size: 12px;
+  display: block;
+  float: left;
+  margin-right: 5px;
+  color: #00d6b2;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.pass .duration {
+  font-size: 9px;
+  margin-left: 5px;
+  padding: 2px 5px;
+  color: #fff;
+  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,.2);
+  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,.2);
+  box-shadow: inset 0 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,.2);
+  -webkit-border-radius: 5px;
+  -moz-border-radius: 5px;
+  -ms-border-radius: 5px;
+  -o-border-radius: 5px;
+  border-radius: 5px;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.pass.fast .duration {
+  display: none;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.pending {
+  color: #0b97c4;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.pending::before {
+  content: '◦';
+  color: #0b97c4;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.fail {
+  color: #c00;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.fail pre {
+  color: black;
+}
+
+#mocha .test.fail::before {
+  content: '✖';
+  font-size: 12px;
+  display: block;
+  float: left;
+  margin-right: 5px;
+  color: #c00;
+}
+
+#mocha .test pre.error {
+  color: #c00;
+  max-height: 300px;
+  overflow: auto;
+}
+
+/**
+ * (1): approximate for browsers not supporting calc
+ * (2): 42 = 2*15 + 2*10 + 2*1 (padding + margin + border)
+ *      ^^ seriously
+ */
+#mocha .test pre {
+  display: block;
+  float: left;
+  clear: left;
+  font: 12px/1.5 monaco, monospace;
+  margin: 5px;
+  padding: 15px;
+  border: 1px solid #eee;
+  max-width: 85%; /*(1)*/
+  max-width: calc(100% - 42px); /*(2)*/
+  word-wrap: break-word;
+  border-bottom-color: #ddd;
+  -webkit-border-radius: 3px;
+  -webkit-box-shadow: 0 1px 3px #eee;
+  -moz-border-radius: 3px;
+  -moz-box-shadow: 0 1px 3px #eee;
+  border-radius: 3px;
+}
+
+#mocha .test h2 {
+  position: relative;
+}
+
+#mocha .test a.replay {
+  position: absolute;
+  top: 3px;
+  right: 0;
+  text-decoration: none;
+  vertical-align: middle;
+  display: block;
+  width: 15px;
+  height: 15px;
+  line-height: 15px;
+  text-align: center;
+  background: #eee;
+  font-size: 15px;
+  -moz-border-radius: 15px;
+  border-radius: 15px;
+  -webkit-transition: opacity 200ms;
+  -moz-transition: opacity 200ms;
+  transition: opacity 200ms;
+  opacity: 0.3;
+  color: #888;
+}
+
+#mocha .test:hover a.replay {
+  opacity: 1;
+}
+
+#mocha-report.pass .test.fail {
+  display: none;
+}
+
+#mocha-report.fail .test.pass {
+  display: none;
+}
+
+#mocha-report.pending .test.pass,
+#mocha-report.pending .test.fail {
+  display: none;
+}
+#mocha-report.pending .test.pass.pending {
+  display: block;
+}
+
+#mocha-error {
+  color: #c00;
+  font-size: 1.5em;
+  font-weight: 100;
+  letter-spacing: 1px;
+}
+
+#mocha-stats {
+  position: fixed;
+  top: 15px;
+  right: 10px;
+  font-size: 12px;
+  margin: 0;
+  color: #888;
+  z-index: 1;
+}
+
+#mocha-stats .progress {
+  float: right;
+  padding-top: 0;
+}
+
+#mocha-stats em {
+  color: black;
+}
+
+#mocha-stats a {
+  text-decoration: none;
+  color: inherit;
+}
+
+#mocha-stats a:hover {
+  border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;
+}
+
+#mocha-stats li {
+  display: inline-block;
+  margin: 0 5px;
+  list-style: none;
+  padding-top: 11px;
+}
+
+#mocha-stats canvas {
+  width: 40px;
+  height: 40px;
+}
+
+#mocha code .comment { color: #ddd; }
+#mocha code .init { color: #2f6fad; }
+#mocha code .string { color: #5890ad; }
+#mocha code .keyword { color: #8a6343; }
+#mocha code .number { color: #2f6fad; }
+
+@media screen and (max-device-width: 480px) {
+  #mocha {
+    margin: 60px 0px;
+  }
+
+  #mocha #stats {
+    position: absolute;
+  }
+}