This was a useless exception wrapper that ends up making
stack traces harder to read as well as the JVM cutting off
the important parts
Nothing catches this exception, so its safe to just get rid
of it and let the REAL exception bubble down
Currently OfflinePlayer#getLastPlayed could more accurately be described
as "OfflinePlayer#getLastTimeTheirDataWasSaved".
The API doc says it should return the last time the server "witnessed"
the player, whilst also saying it should return the last time they
logged in. The current implementation does neither.
Given this interesting contradiction in the API documentation and the
current defacto implementation, I've elected to deprecate (with no
intent to remove) and replace it with two new methods, clearly named and
documented as to their purpose.
