chore: bump node to v22.17.0 (38-x-y) (#47556)

* chore: bump node in DEPS to v22.17.0

* build: use //third_party/simdutf by default in GN

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58115

* chore: adjust crypto specs:

- https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58117
- https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58387

* deps: update libuv to 1.51.0

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58124

* test: fix test-buffer-tostring-range on allocation failure

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58416

* build: use FILE_OFFSET_BITS=64 esp. on 32-bit arch

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58090

* build: use //third_party/simdutf by default in GN

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58115

* inspector: add protocol method Network.dataReceived

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58001

* test: force slow JSON.stringify path for overflow

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58181

* chore: fixup patch indices

* 6049967: Remove protocol::Maybe and roll inspector_protocol

https://chromium-review.googlesource.com/c/chromium/src/+/6049967

* chore: fixup crypto test patch

* src: fix module buffer allocation

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57738

* crypto: expose process.features.openssl_is_boringssl

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58387

* util: add internal assignFunctionName() function

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57916

* build: fix pointer compression builds

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/58171

* chore: put back config options

* fixup! deps: update libuv to 1.51.0

* chore: update patches

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patches/node/fix_remove_deprecated_errno_constants.patch

@@ -10,19 +10,19 @@ This change removes the usage of these constants to fix a compilation failure du
 See: https://github.com/llvm/llvm-project/pull/80542
 
 diff --git a/deps/uv/include/uv.h b/deps/uv/include/uv.h
-index f75a496071ac3396cbc6dec819eaab7294609deb..30f9a05f2f508b55a7d7ae036612660068c8400e 100644
+index 0295eeddbb4eb1cffd9dbcd02e037907fadc1b7e..7c2f9d2a8b13584ff6b33cd3ff4745e9fb3c4170 100644
 --- a/deps/uv/include/uv.h
 +++ b/deps/uv/include/uv.h
-@@ -155,7 +155,6 @@ struct uv__queue {
+@@ -156,7 +156,6 @@ struct uv__queue {
    XX(EFTYPE, "inappropriate file type or format")                             \
    XX(EILSEQ, "illegal byte sequence")                                         \
    XX(ESOCKTNOSUPPORT, "socket type not supported")                            \
 -  XX(ENODATA, "no data available")                                            \
    XX(EUNATCH, "protocol driver not attached")                                 \
+   XX(ENOEXEC, "exec format error")                                            \
  
- #define UV_HANDLE_TYPE_MAP(XX)                                                \
 diff --git a/deps/uv/include/uv/errno.h b/deps/uv/include/uv/errno.h
-index 127278ef916161a96e23e645927d16bedfdaca5b..b36da3daa5744e6f994e32d9d82aaef689008a5f 100644
+index ac00778cfc59fb55e361b24fc81a965a5e8f97e7..f0c4d6dfc9f03bee59e656b2da9ac325bced7b69 100644
 --- a/deps/uv/include/uv/errno.h
 +++ b/deps/uv/include/uv/errno.h
 @@ -456,18 +456,6 @@
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ index 127278ef916161a96e23e645927d16bedfdaca5b..b36da3daa5744e6f994e32d9d82aaef6
  # define UV__EUNATCH UV__ERR(EUNATCH)
  #else
 diff --git a/src/node_constants.cc b/src/node_constants.cc
-index 13263149c111beede83b7063fa54f56655aea54c..99068098e1867af4846e18a5d039a25689722a4a 100644
+index 8c44e32381a44675792ca0922e47df1adda48e41..d193725ea9a3270ed9affea12d11467fb14efdf8 100644
 --- a/src/node_constants.cc
 +++ b/src/node_constants.cc
 @@ -241,10 +241,6 @@ void DefineErrnoConstants(Local<Object> target) {