diff --git a/patches/node/.patches b/patches/node/.patches
index e9e80036004f..6ac58f432512 100644
--- a/patches/node/.patches
+++ b/patches/node/.patches
@@ -38,7 +38,6 @@ feat_add_uv_loop_interrupt_on_io_change_option_to_uv_loop_configure.patch
 fix_preserve_proper_method_names_as-is_in_error_stack.patch
 macos_avoid_posix_spawnp_cwd_bug_3597.patch
 src_update_importmoduledynamically.patch
-fix_add_v8_enable_reverse_jsargs_defines_in_common_gypi.patch
 json_parse_errors_made_user-friendly.patch
 support_v8_sandboxed_pointers.patch
 build_ensure_v8_pointer_compression_sandbox_is_enabled_on_64bit.patch
diff --git a/patches/node/build_ensure_native_module_compilation_fails_if_not_using_a_new.patch b/patches/node/build_ensure_native_module_compilation_fails_if_not_using_a_new.patch
index 3592cdfe1d6b..2e2347736916 100644
--- a/patches/node/build_ensure_native_module_compilation_fails_if_not_using_a_new.patch
+++ b/patches/node/build_ensure_native_module_compilation_fails_if_not_using_a_new.patch
@@ -7,19 +7,19 @@ Subject: build: ensure native module compilation fails if not using a new
 This should not be upstreamed, it is a quality-of-life patch for downstream module builders.
 
 diff --git a/common.gypi b/common.gypi
-index ae9889508ed0f3f24f2a888ba8650ccdce72fa47..946b80af9cda553d0ee5328701f2b6c1f8a08e9d 100644
+index a80b57fbba17b5025351ef41dd83f62832bbd781..8441a5270212af7e4643e6b4ee100a22f8e6f51c 100644
 --- a/common.gypi
 +++ b/common.gypi
-@@ -85,6 +85,8 @@
- 
-     'v8_enable_reverse_jsargs%': 1,
+@@ -83,6 +83,8 @@
+     # TODO(refack): make v8-perfetto happen
+     'v8_use_perfetto': 0,
  
 +    'using_electron_config_gypi%': 0,
 +
      ##### end V8 defaults #####
  
      # When building native modules using 'npm install' with the system npm,
-@@ -290,6 +292,7 @@
+@@ -288,6 +290,7 @@
        'V8_DEPRECATION_WARNINGS',
        'V8_IMMINENT_DEPRECATION_WARNINGS',
        '_GLIBCXX_USE_CXX11_ABI=1',
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ index ae9889508ed0f3f24f2a888ba8650ccdce72fa47..946b80af9cda553d0ee5328701f2b6c1
      ],
  
      # Forcibly disable -Werror.  We support a wide range of compilers, it's
-@@ -397,6 +400,11 @@
+@@ -395,6 +398,11 @@
            }],
          ],
        }],
diff --git a/patches/node/build_ensure_v8_pointer_compression_sandbox_is_enabled_on_64bit.patch b/patches/node/build_ensure_v8_pointer_compression_sandbox_is_enabled_on_64bit.patch
index 37838af68b9c..4b508b6cc09e 100644
--- a/patches/node/build_ensure_v8_pointer_compression_sandbox_is_enabled_on_64bit.patch
+++ b/patches/node/build_ensure_v8_pointer_compression_sandbox_is_enabled_on_64bit.patch
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ Aligns common.gypi with the current build flag state of //v8.
 Specifically enables `V8_ENABLE_SANDBOX`, `V8_SANDBOXED_POINTERS`, `V8_COMPRESS_POINTERS` and `V8_COMPRESS_POINTERS_IN_SHARED_CAGE`.
 
 diff --git a/common.gypi b/common.gypi
-index 7224823f0df04da7a7626839f2205057d95155d2..ae9889508ed0f3f24f2a888ba8650ccdce72fa47 100644
+index fcd55b95b44050e4d88eeb0d3100ba6e6a5d5e78..a80b57fbba17b5025351ef41dd83f62832bbd781 100644
 --- a/common.gypi
 +++ b/common.gypi
 @@ -65,6 +65,7 @@
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ index 7224823f0df04da7a7626839f2205057d95155d2..ae9889508ed0f3f24f2a888ba8650ccd
  
      # Disable V8 untrusted code mitigations.
      # See https://github.com/v8/v8/wiki/Untrusted-code-mitigations
-@@ -134,6 +135,7 @@
+@@ -132,6 +133,7 @@
        ['target_arch in "arm ia32 mips mipsel ppc"', {
          'v8_enable_pointer_compression': 0,
          'v8_enable_31bit_smis_on_64bit_arch': 0,
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ index 7224823f0df04da7a7626839f2205057d95155d2..ae9889508ed0f3f24f2a888ba8650ccd
        }],
        ['target_arch in "ppc64 s390x"', {
          'v8_enable_backtrace': 1,
-@@ -398,9 +400,14 @@
+@@ -396,9 +398,14 @@
        ['v8_enable_pointer_compression == 1', {
          'defines': [
            'V8_COMPRESS_POINTERS',
diff --git a/patches/node/fix_add_v8_enable_reverse_jsargs_defines_in_common_gypi.patch b/patches/node/fix_add_v8_enable_reverse_jsargs_defines_in_common_gypi.patch
deleted file mode 100644
index 71a48f9f0401..000000000000
--- a/patches/node/fix_add_v8_enable_reverse_jsargs_defines_in_common_gypi.patch
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-From 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
-From: Samuel Attard <samuel.r.attard@gmail.com>
-Date: Thu, 17 Sep 2020 14:18:30 -0700
-Subject: fix: add v8_enable_reverse_jsargs defines in common.gypi
-
-This can be removed once node upgrades V8 and inevitably has to do this exact same thing.  Also hi node people if you are looking at this.
-
-diff --git a/common.gypi b/common.gypi
-index fcd55b95b44050e4d88eeb0d3100ba6e6a5d5e78..7224823f0df04da7a7626839f2205057d95155d2 100644
---- a/common.gypi
-+++ b/common.gypi
-@@ -82,6 +82,8 @@
-     # TODO(refack): make v8-perfetto happen
-     'v8_use_perfetto': 0,
- 
-+    'v8_enable_reverse_jsargs%': 1,
-+
-     ##### end V8 defaults #####
- 
-     # When building native modules using 'npm install' with the system npm,
-@@ -402,6 +404,9 @@
-       ['v8_enable_pointer_compression == 1 or v8_enable_31bit_smis_on_64bit_arch == 1', {
-         'defines': ['V8_31BIT_SMIS_ON_64BIT_ARCH'],
-       }],
-+      ['v8_enable_reverse_jsargs == 1', {
-+        'defines': ['V8_REVERSE_JSARGS'],
-+      }],
-       ['OS == "win"', {
-         'defines': [
-           'WIN32',