chore: bump node to v22.16.0 (main) (#47217)

* chore: bump node in DEPS to v22.16.0

* crypto: remove BoringSSL dh-primes addition

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57023

* tools: enable linter in test/fixtures/test\-runner/output

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57698

* src: improve thread safety of TaskQueue

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57910

* buffer: define global v8::CFunction objects as const

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57676

* src: disable abseil deadlock detection

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57582

* zlib: fix pointer alignment

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57727

* chore: fixup patch indices

* src: set default config as node.config.json

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57171

* src: update std::vector<v8::Local<T>> to use v8::LocalVector<T>

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57578

* test: disable chmod tests failing in Docker

https://github.com/nodejs/node/issues/58326

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script/node-disabled-tests.json

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
   "parallel/test-code-cache",
   "parallel/test-cluster-primary-error",
   "parallel/test-cluster-primary-kill",
+  "parallel/test-config-file",
   "parallel/test-crypto-aes-wrap",
   "parallel/test-crypto-authenticated",
   "parallel/test-crypto-authenticated-stream",
@@ -72,6 +73,7 @@
   "parallel/test-snapshot-weak-reference",
   "parallel/test-snapshot-worker",
   "parallel/test-strace-openat-openssl",
+  "parallel/test-sqlite-backup",
   "parallel/test-tls-alpn-server-client",
   "parallel/test-tls-cli-min-version-1.0",
   "parallel/test-tls-cli-max-version-1.2",