chore: bump node to v22.16.0 (main) (#47217)

* chore: bump node in DEPS to v22.16.0

* crypto: remove BoringSSL dh-primes addition

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57023

* tools: enable linter in test/fixtures/test\-runner/output

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57698

* src: improve thread safety of TaskQueue

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57910

* buffer: define global v8::CFunction objects as const

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57676

* src: disable abseil deadlock detection

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57582

* zlib: fix pointer alignment

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57727

* chore: fixup patch indices

* src: set default config as node.config.json

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57171

* src: update std::vector<v8::Local<T>> to use v8::LocalVector<T>

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57578

* test: disable chmod tests failing in Docker

https://github.com/nodejs/node/issues/58326

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patches/node/pass_all_globals_through_require.patch

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ Subject: Pass all globals through "require"
 (cherry picked from commit 7d015419cb7a0ecfe6728431a4ed2056cd411d62)
 
 diff --git a/lib/internal/modules/cjs/loader.js b/lib/internal/modules/cjs/loader.js
-index 33385fa792b71ea3802904dd3c59ce845342c595..92b368394e17a9257578cd5b7422391689732d6d 100644
+index ccd2b4ced3134d81ddd37b8b5b90218457633421..a19fc5e52109bf2ad63fbe554c02a458c3096081 100644
 --- a/lib/internal/modules/cjs/loader.js
 +++ b/lib/internal/modules/cjs/loader.js
 @@ -200,6 +200,13 @@ const {