chore: bump node to v22.16.0 (main) (#47217)

* chore: bump node in DEPS to v22.16.0

* crypto: remove BoringSSL dh-primes addition

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57023

* tools: enable linter in test/fixtures/test\-runner/output

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57698

* src: improve thread safety of TaskQueue

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57910

* buffer: define global v8::CFunction objects as const

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57676

* src: disable abseil deadlock detection

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57582

* zlib: fix pointer alignment

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57727

* chore: fixup patch indices

* src: set default config as node.config.json

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57171

* src: update std::vector<v8::Local<T>> to use v8::LocalVector<T>

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57578

* test: disable chmod tests failing in Docker

https://github.com/nodejs/node/issues/58326

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patches/node/fix_cppgc_initializing_twice.patch

@@ -12,10 +12,10 @@ This can be removed/refactored once Node.js upgrades to a version of V8
 containing the above CL.
 
 diff --git a/src/node.cc b/src/node.cc
-index 9f6fa646ba6673f67f5f625e157ed850633a26da..63a462876c00588d22abdd6ed8ee41ecf6590d03 100644
+index bc670a6c8b5027417cdc35e1cd94a60f63fd342d..49a9670de72c222d6b4a681be001efb4a2651ea3 100644
 --- a/src/node.cc
 +++ b/src/node.cc
-@@ -1173,7 +1173,7 @@ InitializeOncePerProcessInternal(const std::vector<std::string>& args,
+@@ -1209,7 +1209,7 @@ InitializeOncePerProcessInternal(const std::vector<std::string>& args,
      result->platform_ = per_process::v8_platform.Platform();
    }