chore: bump node to v22.16.0 (main) (#47217)

* chore: bump node in DEPS to v22.16.0

* crypto: remove BoringSSL dh-primes addition

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57023

* tools: enable linter in test/fixtures/test\-runner/output

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57698

* src: improve thread safety of TaskQueue

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57910

* buffer: define global v8::CFunction objects as const

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57676

* src: disable abseil deadlock detection

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57582

* zlib: fix pointer alignment

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57727

* chore: fixup patch indices

* src: set default config as node.config.json

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57171

* src: update std::vector<v8::Local<T>> to use v8::LocalVector<T>

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/57578

* test: disable chmod tests failing in Docker

https://github.com/nodejs/node/issues/58326

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patches/node/build_enable_perfetto.patch

@@ -64,10 +64,10 @@ index 251f51ec454f9cba4023b8b6729241ee753aac13..1de8cac6e3953ce9cab9db03530da327
  
  module.exports = {
 diff --git a/node.gyp b/node.gyp
-index ec1f90b73f7d119b2c0e0207a5e36f3cec7295e9..66244b6638e34536aed397f56c6a4570a73e9b90 100644
+index ad010a8d99cf08013b7202eddce66e5b3885652d..d735b887d05ddfadec8e56dd8eae09646890aa84 100644
 --- a/node.gyp
 +++ b/node.gyp
-@@ -175,7 +175,6 @@
+@@ -176,7 +176,6 @@
        'src/timers.cc',
        'src/timer_wrap.cc',
        'src/tracing/agent.cc',
@@ -75,7 +75,7 @@ index ec1f90b73f7d119b2c0e0207a5e36f3cec7295e9..66244b6638e34536aed397f56c6a4570
        'src/tracing/node_trace_writer.cc',
        'src/tracing/trace_event.cc',
        'src/tracing/traced_value.cc',
-@@ -303,7 +302,6 @@
+@@ -305,7 +304,6 @@
        'src/tcp_wrap.h',
        'src/timers.h',
        'src/tracing/agent.h',